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Pick a lane. They all lead somewhere embarrassing. Want the whole menu instead? Every tee lives here.

The Confessional

Things you’d only admit to a stranger.

The fine print of being you.

Romance, allegedly.

Habits you’ve stopped apologising for.

Mistakes, printed permanently.

Nothing indictable. Probably.

Fresh regrets, still warm.

Two shirts, one bad idea.