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12 items of questionable judgment
I Peaked At My Own Birthday Party (Age 9)

I Peaked At My Own Birthday Party (Age 9)

N°. 394
$42.00
I Gave A Eulogy And Plugged My Instagram

I Gave A Eulogy And Plugged My Instagram

N°. 393
$42.00
My Group Chat Has A Group Chat Without Me

My Group Chat Has A Group Chat Without Me

N°. 392
$42.00
I Got Community Noted In Real Life

I Got Community Noted In Real Life

N°. 391
$42.00
I Won An Argument With My Therapist (She Billed Me Extra)

I Won An Argument With My Therapist (She Billed Me Extra)

N°. 390
$42.00
I Told My Barber "Do Whatever" And Paid For It Twice

I Told My Barber "Do Whatever" And Paid For It Twice

N°. 389
$42.00
My Sleep Paralysis Demon Filed A Complaint

My Sleep Paralysis Demon Filed A Complaint

N°. 388
$42.00
I Got Dumped In A Costco Parking Lot And Still Went Inside

I Got Dumped In A Costco Parking Lot And Still Went Inside

N°. 387
$42.00
I Applied To Be A Mall Santa Out Of Loneliness

I Applied To Be A Mall Santa Out Of Loneliness

N°. 386
$42.00
I Got Caught Practicing My Argument In The Mirror

I Got Caught Practicing My Argument In The Mirror

N°. 385
$42.00
I Sent A Risky Text To The Family Group Chat And Moved Provinces

I Sent A Risky Text To The Family Group Chat And Moved Provinces

N°. 384
$42.00
I Matched With My Dentist And Still Went To The Appointment

I Matched With My Dentist And Still Went To The Appointment

N°. 383
$42.00
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