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Size & Fit

Find Your Size

One relaxed unisex cut, S–3XL. True to size. Here are the actual numbers so you’re not guessing.

Measurements

Garment Measurements

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is across the front (pit to pit) — double it for the full circumference.

SizeChest (flat, in)Body Length (in)Sleeve (in)
S18288
M20298.5
L22309
XL24319.5
2XL263210
3XL283310.5
How to measure: lay a shirt you already like flat and measure pit to pit. Match that number to the Chest column and you’ll be right nearly every time.

How It Wears

Pick Your Fit

True to Size

Take your normal size for a clean, relaxed fit that skims the body without clinging. This is how we cut it.

Boxy / Oversized

Size up one for the current drop-shoulder, roomy look. Great over a longer-sleeve layer.

Fitted

Size down one if you want it closer to the body — note the length comes up a touch shorter too.

Still Not Sure?

Find My Size

A rough starting point based on height and how you like it to sit. When you’re between sizes, we say size up.