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PRINTED TO ORDER — NOTHING SITS IN A WAREHOUSE
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Getting It To You, Getting It Back

Shipping & Returns

Printed to order, shipped worldwide, returnable for 30 days. The whole arrangement, in plain language.

Shipping

From $4.75

Charged by weight, so it goes up with the number of shirts, not the price. The exact rate is calculated at checkout before you pay — no surprise line items.

Made to order

Up to 10 days

Nothing is sitting in a warehouse — your shirt is printed after you order it. Delivery time is on top of that.

Ships to

Most places

International orders are welcome. Any duties or import charges are set by your country, not by us.

Returns window

30 days

Unworn, unwashed, still itself. One gentle question, maybe.

What shipping actually costs

Charged by weight, so it goes up with the number of shirts rather than the price. These are the real rates — the exact figure is confirmed at checkout before you pay.

WhereFirst shirtEach extra
United States$4.75+$2.40
Canada$9.39+$4.39
Europe$13.49+$4.00
Australia$12.49+$4.99
Rest of world$10.00+$4.00

What Actually Happens

Order to doorstep

We would rather explain the process than invent a delivery date we can’t control.

01

You order

Your shirt does not exist yet. That is on purpose — nothing is printed until somebody actually wants it, which is why there is no dusty warehouse stock and no seasonal landfill.

02

We print it

The design goes onto a blank in your size and colourway, then gets checked, folded and bagged. This is the step that takes the time. It is also the step that makes the shirt good.

03

It ships

You get a tracking number the moment it leaves. From there it is in the courier’s hands, and the courier does not take our calls any faster than it takes yours.

Sending One Back

Returns, without the interrogation

  1. Email us. Send your order number to roanpriatel379@gmail.com within 30 days of it arriving, and say what went wrong. “It didn’t suit me” is a complete answer.
  2. We reply with instructions. Where to send it, and what to put in the box. Don’t post anything back before you hear from us — untracked returns get lost and then we’re both sad.
  3. You get sorted. Refund to the original payment method, or a swap for a different size or design if you’d rather.

The binding legal wording lives in the shop policies. Sizing questions are answered on the size guide, and everything else is probably in the FAQ.