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391 items of questionable judgment

I Peaked At My Own Birthday Party (Age 9)

N°. 394

$42.00

I Gave A Eulogy And Plugged My Instagram

N°. 393

$42.00

My Group Chat Has A Group Chat Without Me

N°. 392

$42.00

I Got Community Noted In Real Life

N°. 391

$42.00

I Won An Argument With My Therapist (She Billed Me Extra)

N°. 390

$42.00

I Told My Barber "Do Whatever" And Paid For It Twice

N°. 389

$42.00

My Sleep Paralysis Demon Filed A Complaint

N°. 388

$42.00

I Got Dumped In A Costco Parking Lot And Still Went Inside

N°. 387

$42.00

I Applied To Be A Mall Santa Out Of Loneliness

N°. 386

$42.00

I Got Caught Practicing My Argument In The Mirror

N°. 385

$42.00

I Sent A Risky Text To The Family Group Chat And Moved Provinces

N°. 384

$42.00

I Matched With My Dentist And Still Went To The Appointment

N°. 383

$42.00

I Got Banned From Trivia Night For Vibes Alone

N°. 382

$42.00

I Was The Best Man And Lost The Rings

N°. 381

$42.00

My Uber Rating Dropped After One Conversation

N°. 380

$42.00

I Got Rejected At A Silent Disco

N°. 379

$42.00

I Cried At A Car Wash In 2022

N°. 378

$42.00

I Got Left On Read By A Chatbot

N°. 377

$42.00

I Lied About My Height On Three Apps

N°. 376

$42.00

I Got Kicked Out Of A Buffet For Strategy

N°. 375

$42.00

This Shirt Voted Itself Best Dressed

N°. 374

$42.00

Shirt Of The Year (Self-Nominated)

Goofy Ahh Shirt

Certified Silly Goose (Adult Version)

N°. 371

$42.00