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Petty Crimes

Minor offences against taste, decency, and the people who have to look at you.

20 items of questionable judgment
Shots Bring Out My Lawyer's Least Favorite Version Of Me

Shots Bring Out My Lawyer's Least Favorite Version Of Me

N°. 359
$42.00
Serial Monogamist (Convicted)

Serial Monogamist (Convicted)

N°. 330
$42.00
On Thin Ice Everywhere I Go

On Thin Ice Everywhere I Go

N°. 276
$42.00
Known To Local Authorities

Known To Local Authorities

N°. 275
$42.00
Person Of Interest

Person Of Interest

N°. 274
$42.00
My Alibi Is Weak

My Alibi Is Weak

N°. 273
$42.00
Guilty Until Proven Guilty

Guilty Until Proven Guilty

N°. 272
$42.00
I Would Simply Not Survive Prison

I Would Simply Not Survive Prison

N°. 271
$42.00
Snitch (If Asked Nicely)

Snitch (If Asked Nicely)

N°. 270
$42.00
I'd Fold Under Light Questioning

I'd Fold Under Light Questioning

N°. 269
$42.00
Local Menace

Local Menace

N°. 241
$42.00
I'd Cheat At Monopoly

I'd Cheat At Monopoly

N°. 240
$42.00
I Have Done Crimes (Small Ones)

I Have Done Crimes (Small Ones)

N°. 239
$42.00
I Hit A Man On I-95 In 2019 And Never Told Anyone

I Hit A Man On I-95 In 2019 And Never Told Anyone

N°. 177
$42.00
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal

N°. 151
$42.00
Legalize Speeding

Legalize Speeding

N°. 078
$42.00
Hit Maxes Evade Taxes

Hit Maxes Evade Taxes

N°. 077
$42.00
Paying Taxes Is For Virgins

Paying Taxes Is For Virgins

N°. 076
$42.00
I Evade Taxes

I Evade Taxes

N°. 075
$42.00
I ❤ Tax Fraud

I ❤ Tax Fraud

N°. 074
$42.00