New Arrivals

I Peaked At My Own Birthday Party (Age 9)

I Gave A Eulogy And Plugged My Instagram

My Group Chat Has A Group Chat Without Me

I Got Community Noted In Real Life

I Won An Argument With My Therapist (She Billed Me Extra)

I Told My Barber "Do Whatever" And Paid For It Twice

My Sleep Paralysis Demon Filed A Complaint

I Got Dumped In A Costco Parking Lot And Still Went Inside

I Applied To Be A Mall Santa Out Of Loneliness

I Got Caught Practicing My Argument In The Mirror

I Sent A Risky Text To The Family Group Chat And Moved Provinces

I Matched With My Dentist And Still Went To The Appointment

I Got Banned From Trivia Night For Vibes Alone

I Was The Best Man And Lost The Rings

My Uber Rating Dropped After One Conversation

I Got Rejected At A Silent Disco

I Cried At A Car Wash In 2022

I Got Left On Read By A Chatbot

I Lied About My Height On Three Apps

I Got Kicked Out Of A Buffet For Strategy

This Shirt Voted Itself Best Dressed

Shirt Of The Year (Self-Nominated)

Goofy Ahh Shirt

Certified Silly Goose (Adult Version)