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Two Idiots, One Look

The Pair Programme

Build your own pair: any two tees, for you and whoever agreed to this. There’s no separate “set” to buy and nothing to configure — pick two designs that argue with each other and wear them at the same time.

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How the Programme works

1

Pick Two Tees

Any two designs, any sizes. Match on purpose or match by accident.

2

Add Both to Cart

Two shirts clears the free-shipping threshold. It also commits you both to the bit in public.

3

Wear Them Together

Coordinate with your person, your dog, or your other personality.