Frequently Answered

Are these ironic?

No. They mean what they say.

Do you restock?

Sometimes. Popular items return in due course; those that don't return were not intended to.

Can I request a slogan?

You can. Not all requests become garments. Those that do are not credited.

What is the sizing like?

Consult the size chart on each product page. If between sizes, size up.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes. Delivery times vary by destination and by fortune.

Do you sell wholesale?

Not currently. Retailers may write to the house at hello@shmucks.store; the door is not closed.

Where are the shirts made?

Blank shirts are sourced from a supplier disclosed on request. Printing is done in-house on a made-to-order basis.

Is the packaging plastic?

Yes, for now. The house is investigating alternatives that do not compromise the garment in transit.

Can I return a gift?

Yes, provided you have the order number. Refunds on returned gifts are issued in store credit unless the original purchaser is present.

Something has gone wrong at checkout.

Write to hello@shmucks.store. Include your browser, your device, and a description of what the checkout is refusing to do. The house will investigate promptly.