Skip to content
PRINTED TO ORDER — NOTHING SITS IN A WAREHOUSE
SCHMUCKSSCHMUCKS

Vices · N°. 349

Blackout Poet

No preamble, no punchline scaffolding. Just the line and whatever it costs you.

$42.00
USD · Taxes and shipping at checkout
ColourwayNatural
Size
  • Made to order — up to 10 daysThen shipping on top, from $4.75 in the US.
  • 30-day returnsNo questions. We might ask one.
  • Printed in the USMade to order, not warehoused.
  • Secure checkoutPayments handled by Shopify.
Details
Fabric
Heavyweight 100% cotton jersey. Unisex fit, taped shoulders, ribbed collar. Preshrunk.
Print
DTG water-based ink, chest-hit position, front only.
Fit
Boxy unisex cut, true to size. Size up for more room.
Made
Printed and shipped from Miami, FL.
Character
Holds its shape better than you hold opinions.

Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, do not iron the print. Reflect warm.

Size & fit

Unisex S–3XL, cut boxy and true to size. Between sizes, or after a roomier drape? Size up — the length comes with it.

Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest, double it, and match that number on the full size guide.

Shipping & returns

Printed after you order it, then shipped with tracking. That production step is the trade for never warehousing shirts nobody wanted.

30-day returns on unworn shirts. How returns work.

Still here?

Blackout Poet

You’ve read the whole page. At this point buying it is the efficient outcome.