The Confessional · N°. 154
My Wife Left Me After I Sat On My Gun Weird And Blew My Entire Dick And Balls Off At The Old Country Store
A full confession, set at chest height. Long enough that people finish reading it in front of you, which is the point.
- Made to order — up to 10 daysThen shipping on top, from $4.75 in the US.
- 30-day returnsNo questions. We might ask one.
- Printed in the USMade to order, not warehoused.
- Secure checkoutPayments handled by Shopify.
Details
- Fabric
- Heavyweight 100% cotton jersey. Unisex fit, taped shoulders, ribbed collar. Preshrunk.
- DTG water-based ink, chest-hit position, front only.
- Fit
- Boxy unisex cut, true to size. Size up for more room.
- Made
- Printed and shipped from Miami, FL.
- Character
- Holds its shape better than you hold opinions.
Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, do not iron the print. Reflect warm.
Size & fit
Unisex S–3XL, cut boxy and true to size. Between sizes, or after a roomier drape? Size up — the length comes with it.
Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest, double it, and match that number on the full size guide.
Shipping & returns
Printed after you order it, then shipped with tracking. That production step is the trade for never warehousing shirts nobody wanted.
30-day returns on unworn shirts. How returns work.
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My Wife Left Me After I Sat On My Gun Weird And Blew My Entire Dick And Balls Off At The Old Country Store
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