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Every shirt we make. Unisex S–3XL, three colourways, printed to order — nothing here sat in a warehouse waiting for you.

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The ConfessionalThings you’d only admit to a stranger.Terms & ConditionsThe fine print of being you.CourtshipRomance, allegedly.VicesHabits you’ve stopped apologising for.ErrataMistakes, printed permanently.Petty CrimesNothing indictable. Probably.

391 items of questionable judgment

I'm Ovulating

I'm Tired

I'm Fucking Crazy

I'm Crazy

I'm Fucking Tweaking

I'm Tweaking

Tummy Ache Survivor

I ❤ To Finger Paint

I'm Paint

I'm Peace

I Come In Peace

War Bad Boobs Good

Two Seater

I Get Nervous Around Girls

I Am Afraid Of Women

I'm Fucking Stupid

I'm Stupid

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING. PLEASE DON'T COME AGAIN.

N°. 040

$42.00

CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH (NOBODY ELSE ENTERED)

N°. 039

$42.00

I TOOK 11 ITEMS INTO THE 10-ITEM LANE. NO REGRETS.

N°. 038

$42.00

I RETURNED SOMETHING WITHOUT THE RECEIPT AND FELT ALIVE FOR ONCE

N°. 037

$42.00

I ❤ ABANDONING MY CART

N°. 036

$42.00

I ❤ FLUORESCENT LIGHTING

N°. 035

$42.00

THIS SIDE UP (WORN UPSIDE DOWN)

N°. 034

$42.00