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Terms & Conditions

Everything you agreed to without reading. Now printed large enough to be legally noticed.

35 items of questionable judgment
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EXPIRED 2019

EXPIRED 2019

N°. 027
$42.00
NO REFUNDS ON MY DECISIONS

NO REFUNDS ON MY DECISIONS

N°. 026
$42.00
OUT OF STOCK (EMOTIONALLY)

OUT OF STOCK (EMOTIONALLY)

N°. 025
$42.00
ITEM NOT AS PICTURED

ITEM NOT AS PICTURED

N°. 024
$42.00
REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE

REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE

N°. 023
$42.00
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: I'M STRUGGLING

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: I'M STRUGGLING

N°. 022
$42.00
BEST BEFORE 2016

BEST BEFORE 2016

N°. 011
$42.00
CONTENTS: ONE (1) IDIOT

CONTENTS: ONE (1) IDIOT

N°. 010
$42.00
CAUTION: WILL DOUBLE DIP

CAUTION: WILL DOUBLE DIP

N°. 009
$42.00
WARNING: MAKES IT ABOUT HIMSELF

WARNING: MAKES IT ABOUT HIMSELF

N°. 008
$42.00
I READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS (I'M LYING)

I READ THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS (I'M LYING)

N°. 006
$42.00