The Pair Programme · N°. 204
I'm Going To Heaven
Self-identification, printed at chest height so nobody has to ask.
- Made to order — up to 10 daysThen shipping on top, from $4.75 in the US.
- 30-day returnsNo questions. We might ask one.
- Printed in the USMade to order, not warehoused.
- Secure checkoutPayments handled by Shopify.
Details
- Fabric
- Heavyweight 100% cotton jersey. Unisex fit, taped shoulders, ribbed collar. Preshrunk.
- DTG water-based ink, chest-hit position, front only.
- Fit
- Boxy unisex cut, true to size. Size up for more room.
- Made
- Printed and shipped from Miami, FL.
- Character
- Holds its shape better than you hold opinions.
Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, do not iron the print. Reflect warm.
Size & fit
Unisex S–3XL, cut boxy and true to size. Between sizes, or after a roomier drape? Size up — the length comes with it.
Measure a shirt you already like flat across the chest, double it, and match that number on the full size guide.
Shipping & returns
Printed after you order it, then shipped with tracking. That production step is the trade for never warehousing shirts nobody wanted.
30-day returns on unworn shirts. How returns work.
Complete The Pair
This one has another half
Two people, two shirts, one running joke. Sizes are chosen separately, so nobody has to compromise.
Sizes are chosen per shirt in the cart — they don’t have to match, and frankly they rarely do.
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