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391 items of questionable judgment

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I Hit A Man On I-95 In 2019 And Never Told Anyone

N°. 177

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I ❤ My Girlfriend's Bush

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I ❤ My Boyfriend's Bush

Crazy Idea

The Clit Is A Liberal Lie

N°. 173

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Reject Modernity Embrace Tradition

N°. 172

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I'm Not Gay But When I Look At Naked Dudes I Get Horny And Jerk Off

N°. 171

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Definitely Not On Drugs

Born To Be Awake

Back To Back World War Champs

N°. 168

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I Need A Bad Bitch To Sit On My Face

Dear Periods Stop It

Every Beer You Drink Is A Beer A Kid Can't Drink

N°. 165

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I Love And Cherish My Wife

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Chud

I Miss My Foreskin

Victim Of Circumcision

N°. 160

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Circumcision Survivor

N°. 159

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My Mom Smoked While Pregnant

I ❤ To Eat Candy

End Period Cramps (I'm 6'3)

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I ❤ My Insane Girlfriend

N°. 155

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My Wife Left Me After I Sat On My Gun Weird And Blew My Entire Dick And Balls Off At The Old Country Store

N°. 154

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